Don' be late t'class on penalty o' detention!

'Member students, I don't like takin' points away, but if ya bother me 'nough, I will assign an essay.

Rats into teacups today. An' I sure don't wanna see tails on these teacups.

[ooc: By day, creepy transfiguration teacher. By night, Death Eater lulz. For the record, his wand can extend.]